Which TV Dad Are You Most Like?

The Dads

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Your son Richie gets plastered in a beer drinking contest at the bachelor party for Potsie's cousin. Do you:

Ground him for the rest of his life.

Serve him a stinky egg-salad sandwich to teach him a lesson.

Get mad that you weren't invited to the party and pout.

Sign him up for the Army.

Violet Rutherford gives your son, Beaver, a black eye. Do you:

Buy him karate lessons.

Threaten to beat up Violet's father.

Move.

Teach the Beaver how to apply make-up to his swollen eye.

Your kids Greg and Marcia run against each other for school president. Do you:

Give them money to buy more Twitter followers.

Tell Greg to step down, because it's obvious that Marcia is way smarter.

Tell Marcia to step down, because Greg needs the extra-curricular activity to get into college.

Call them both "brown-noser nerds" and go golfing.

Your son Opie gets jealous of his rich friend, Arnold, and complains you don't make enough money. Do you:

Get a second job at the local gas station to buy him more toys.

Spank him as you tell him to get his own job.

Give him the "money can't buy happiness" speech that we all know is a lie.

Threaten to beat up Arnold's dad.

Your son Urkel designs a transformation chamber that will turn him into a fashion-styling ladies man. Do you:

Jump in the chamber and start your divorce proceedings.

Tell your son true beauty lies on the inside and you'd love him even if he's a giant dork.

Sign him up for Instagram and help launch his fashion line.

Take him on Shark Tank, get investors, go global.

Your daughter Gloria plans to marry a guy with a cheesy mustache that you refer to as "Meathead." Do you:

Remove her from your will.

Pretend it's all cool and hire a hooker to get risque photos with your future son-in-law.

Try to get him deported.

Accept that your daughter knows what she's doing and welcome him to the family.

Your daughter Kelly's new boyfriend Brian asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo. Do you:

Chloroform Brian, put him in a duffel bag, and drop him off in a different state.

Help her pick it out and then pay for it.

Show her the god-awful tattoo of an eagle on your hip that now looks like a colorless crow and watch her cry.

Disown her and don't allow her name to be spoken in the house ever again.

You get diagnosed with a life-threatening disease and realize you haven't put away enough money for your wife, Skyler, and son, Walter Jr. Do you:

Launch a kickstarter to raise money to help with medical costs.

Remind yourself that life sucks and none of this is your fault.

Start your own meth lab and make hundreds of millions of dollars, while leaving a path of carnage in your wake.

While visiting colleges with your daughter Meadow, you see a snitch who's been in hiding for years. Do you:

Let bygones be bygones and tell him you're over your disagreement.

Tell your daughter that college is a waste of time and if she does go, she'll have half a million dollars in debt.

Enroll in college with your daughter, join the diving team, and perform your famous triple-lindy dive.

Whack the guy and go about your business without so much as a second thought.

Your wife, Claire Dunphy, declares she wants to have another child. Do you: