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Thanks for telling me to "get woke," but I have a baby; I "get woke" like five times a night.
My kids wake me up at 6 a.m. and the liquor stores open at 6 a.m. Coincidence? I think not.
Summer solstice is the longest day of the year. Unless you count the day your daughter discovered "Let It Go" on endless loop.
My kids are like designated drivers: They drive me to drink. Or to go drive some golf balls.
Adult Sippy Cup. So I don't spill, either. I'm setting a good example for my kids.
It's Father's Day, so don't forget to buy your wife another Mother's Day present.
Fatherhood starter kit. Advil, Sudafed, coffee, and Jameson's. (And a great mug!) What's missing?
That moment when a child first sasses you back is the parenting equivalent of the moment when SkyNet becomes self aware.
I always said I wanted to live in a house full of women running around naked. I should have been way more specific.