A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away, my wife and I could go see movies. Actual movies. In theaters. At night. But not anymore. Not with two toddlers.
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The Lottery: Lotto and lotto numbers are a tricky game for parents. How much is too much to gamble when you have kids at home? Watch this episode of Dads in Parks with...
Batman vs. Bruce Wayne: Would you rather have super powers or be filthy rich? SUBSCRIBE: Starring Jamie Kaler and Michael Beatrice. Directed/Edited by Jason Sereno...
It’s 2 a.m. and my baby won’t sleep. What’s the appropriate amount of whiskey to rub on my gums?
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What those Baby on Board signs really mean:
Sleep deprived parent at the wheel
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Statistically speaking, violin lessons are a worse investment than bitcoin.
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My favorite son is Jameson.
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Kiss me, I’m covered in green baby food.
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They once found me face-down in the urinal at the Irish Bar. Now I’m a dad.
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I’m a stay at home dad.
“Dad, can we go to the zoo?”
“Nope, we’re staying at home.”
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