When we’re young, single, and partying, we always say, “I”ll sleep when I’m dead.” Then we get married, have kids, and honestly wonder “Can I die from lack of sleep?”
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Can somebody please tell my wife she’s a great mom? I do it constantly but it just won’t stick. She’s a loving, hard-working, caring mother who bends over backwards to...
In this age of super heroes, super powers, super troopers, and super bowls, there exists an undiscovered and unsung champion of a very particular realm within a very...
My baby had colic, and one thing was obvious: she stopped crying, and even fell asleep when I held her and walked with her. It wasn’t long after bringing our baby...
Dear Daughter, This is your father writing. When you grow up, please please please like all of my favorite sports teams, so I have someone to pass along the torch of...
It’s a dirty job, but some daddy has to do it. I’ve never liked talking about bathroom stuff. I rarely even like jokes about it, and I don’t even like...
That awful moment when you realize your new baby isn’t the only thing you brought home from the hospital… “Well that didn’t take long,” I...
I looked at my baby and tried to let my brain process the reality of the situation. Here it was. Not an ultrasound anymore, not a pregnancy, not a theory, but a real...
As I type this, I can’t help but have an overwhelming sense of regret – and that shitty feeling acts as endless fuel and motivation for me every single day. For many...
Once you have kids, your life is theirs. That’s it. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that's what you sign up for. You don’t get to clock out ahead of time.