My wife wants another kid. So, now I have to step up, be a man… and go get a super secret vasectomy. My wife won’t let our baby clothes go. Even though we’ve...
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Fool (fo͞ol) noun. 1. A person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. See also: Parent.
Happy April “Parents” Day!
Sure, my kids are potty trained... Trained to ask me to wipe their ass two mouthfuls into whatever meal I'm eating.
Dadnesia (dadˈnēZHə) noun. When you go to put away the leftover pizza from the night before and then remember you actually ate the whole thing. Symptoms also include...
Ted stumbles on the formula for a perfect marriage: happiness in direct proportion to sex vs shopping.
The DadLands word search puzzle.
The first word you see is what parenthood means to you.
This St. Patrick’s Day, when your friend is so drunk that he pukes in your car, and then says he loves you, just remember: That’s fatherhood! (But only once...
Even though you’re happily married, have you ever pondered the joys of split custody? No, me neither.
If I tell you I saw a movie, just know I watched it over 5 nights in 20 minute increments.
– Every Dad
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