My favorite thing about toddlers is that their generation will blame everything on millenials.
Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.
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Statistically speaking, violin lessons are a worse investment than bitcoin.