As Soon As My Preschooler Lets Me

Preschooler
Photo by Suke Tran on Unsplash

These days ‘ASAP’ means:
As
Soon
As my
Preschooler lets me.

AKA, Never!

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Mike Beatrice is a Bostonian living in Hollywood. He's written for Playboy TV, TheStream.tv, SchmoesKnow.com, and is a regular contributor here at The DadLands. He and his wife raise two toddler girls, two dogs, and a dozen chickens.

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